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Pearl Clutch | White Pearl Beaded Pen

Pearl Clutch | White Pearl Beaded Pen

Regular price $5.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $5.95 USD
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Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Classy, pearly, and one minor inconvenience away from clutching her pearls. 🤍

Pearl Clutch is serving elegant on the outside and what the actual fuck? on the inside. With beautiful white pearl-style beads and a clean, sophisticated look, this handmade beaded pen is perfect for anyone who likes their office supplies pretty with just a little attitude.

Use it for journaling, work notes, signing important shit, making lists you’ll probably ignore, or writing down the thought you definitely shouldn’t say out loud.

✨ Handmade beaded design
🤍 Elegant white pearl-inspired look
🖊️ Functional, fun & full of personality
🎁 Great gift for coworkers, teachers, friends—or yourself

Because sometimes you don’t lose your shit.

You just clutch your pearls and write it down.

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