Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Red Hot & Unbothered | Red & Black Beaded Pen
Red Hot & Unbothered | Red & Black Beaded Pen
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
She didn’t come here to quietly take notes.
Red Hot & Unbothered walked into the meeting wearing red, brought the attitude, and already knows half of this could’ve been an email. 🔥
Featuring bold red and black marbled acrylic beads, this beaded pen has just enough drama to make grocery lists feel important and signing paperwork feel suspiciously powerful.
Perfect for your desk, purse, office, teacher supplies, or as a fun gift for the person who likes their stationery with a little personality.
❤️ Bold red design
🖤 Red & black marbled acrylic beads
✍️ Functional writing pen
🎁 Fun, affordable gift or stocking stuffer
✨ Handmade with FDSS personality
Because boring pens write the same damn words—but where’s the fun in that?
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