Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Purple People Pleaser | Handmade Beaded Pen
Purple People Pleaser | Handmade Beaded Pen
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
She bought the purple pen because she was going to “get her life together.”
Three planners, fourteen unfinished lists, and one aggressively ignored reminder later… the pen is still gorgeous, so technically something is going according to plan.
The Purple People Pleaser Beaded Pen is handmade with a mix of purple beads for a fun pop of color that makes everyday writing a little less boring. Perfect for your desk, purse, journal, planner, or wherever you keep the list of things you swear you’re doing tomorrow.
💜 Handmade beaded design
🖊️ Smooth-writing ink pen
✨ Fun, colorful & full of personality
🎁 Great little gift for coworkers, teachers, friends—or yourself
🤪 Perfect for planners, journaling, work notes & questionable life decisions
Because being organized is optional.
Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — Handmade gifts with personality… because the best things in life aren’t mass-produced.
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