Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Pig Down the Drain
Pig Down the Drain
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Your drain called. It wants its emotional support pig back.
Pig Down the Drain is the kind of handmade chaos piece that looks like a bad decision and a conversation starter at the exact same time. Tiny pig. Big “what the hell happened here?” energy. Perfect for anyone whose life currently resembles a clogged sink and three ignored text messages.
Made for the people who:
- laugh during disasters
- decorate with confusion on purpose
- think weird art is superior art
- proudly live the FDSS lifestyle
Cute? Technically.
Concerning? Also technically.
Memorable? Absolutely.
Perfect as:
- desk chaos décor
- shelf goblin energy
- weird gift for your unhinged bestie
- “I saw this and thought of your mental state” present
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