Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
“Pretty Enough to Forgive, Petty Enough to Remember” Necklace & Bracelet Set | 34”
“Pretty Enough to Forgive, Petty Enough to Remember” Necklace & Bracelet Set | 34”
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🖤 DESCRIPTION
At first glance?
Sweet. Elegant. Put together.
But let’s not get it twisted…
Those pearl tones—cream, blush, deep plum—aren’t giving innocence.
They’re giving “I said I’m fine… and I meant it… for now.”
This set balances soft feminine energy with just enough attitude to keep people guessing.
Finished with a bold round pendant and matching bracelet because subtlety is overrated.
🧠 PERSONALITY
💅 classy with receipts
💔 forgives… never forgets
👑 soft voice, sharp memory
🍷 calm energy with underlying chaos
📿 DETAILS
- 34” necklace (as shown)
- Matching bracelet included (~7”)
- Pearl-style beads in cream, blush, and deep plum
- Decorative silver spacer beads
- Statement round pendant
- Lobster clasp closures
- Cord necklace for layered look
- One-of-a-kind FDSS piece
🎯 PERFECT FOR
- The “I’m unbothered” crowd (who are very bothered)
- Soft glam lovers with an edge
- Date nights where you might bring up old shit
- Anyone who looks sweet but isn’t
She’s sweet. She’s elegant. She’s healed.
…she also remembers everything. 💅💀
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