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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

Tipsy Chaos Martini Glass

Tipsy Chaos Martini Glass

$30.95 USD
$30.95 USD
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A painted martini glass for when your drink deserves drama, sparkle, and a tiny identity crisis. Sealed with epoxy resin for a glossy finish, this handmade glass brings bar-cart elegance with full FDSS chaos energy.

 

Perfect for cocktails, mocktails, display, or pretending your life is together while your glass clearly knows better.

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