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Liam Personalized Sucker Leash | Handmade Beaded Pacifier Clip

Liam Personalized Sucker Leash | Handmade Beaded Pacifier Clip

Regular price $10.00 USD
Regular price Sale price $10.00 USD
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Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Handmade chaos… but make it baby-safe.

 

This Liam Personalized Sucker Leash is here to save you from the “where the hell did the pacifier go” spiral. No more digging through diaper bags like a raccoon with anxiety — this clip keeps that sucker exactly where it belongs.

 

Each piece is handmade and one-of-a-kind, built with durable materials and finished with a custom name design that actually makes it feel like theirs (not some mass-produced nonsense).

 

Perfect for:
• Babies who think throwing things is a personality trait
• Parents running on caffeine and survival mode
• Gift-givers who want something that isn’t boring

 

What you’re getting:
• Handmade beaded sucker leash
• Personalized with the name “Liam”
• Secure clip attachment
• Functional + slightly chaotic energy

 

No two are exactly the same — because we don’t do basic around here.

Due to the custom nature of personalized items, cancellation of an order for any reason will result in a refund of 50% of the item's cost. The remaining 50% covers materials and labor already expended on the customization process.

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