Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Jesus Take the Ink | Faith-Inspired Beaded Pen
Jesus Take the Ink | Faith-Inspired Beaded Pen
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Some people journal their thoughts.
Some people write grocery lists.
And some people need divine intervention just to survive Monday morning meetings.
The “Jesus Take The Ink” Pen is here for your chaotic note-taking sessions, emotionally charged to-do lists, and passive-aggressive workplace survival notes. Handmade with bold beaded details and enough personality to make basic office supplies jealous.
Perfect for:
- Church notes with attitude
- Bible study but make it chaotic
- Desk decor for the spiritually exhausted
- Writing apologies you absolutely meant at the time
- People who pray before opening emails
One-of-a-kind handmade chaos from the FDSS vault. Because regular pens don’t carry this much emotional damage.
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