Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
The Bitch, I Need Options Set | 5PC Beaded Pen, Stylus & Multicolor Pen Set
The Bitch, I Need Options Set | 5PC Beaded Pen, Stylus & Multicolor Pen Set
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Because apparently choosing just one pen is bullshit.
The Bitch, I Need Options Set is for anyone who needs a pen for every mood, every task, and every level of daily chaos. This 5-piece beaded set gives you plenty of options—because committing to one writing instrument is asking entirely too much.
This set includes:
• 3 beaded pens
• 1 beaded pen/stylus — pull off the stylus cap to reveal the pen underneath, then pop it back on when you’re ready to tap, scroll, and pretend you’re being productive
• 1 multicolor ink pen — because sometimes even your ink needs options
• 4 black ink refills to keep the writing going long after the original ink gives up
Perfect for your desk, planner, purse, office, school supplies, or wherever you regularly find yourself yelling, “Where the fuck is my pen?”
Handmade with FDSS personality, because boring office supplies have no business being this much fun.
Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — finding the humor in life’s chaos.
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