Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Mood Swing Activated | Red & Green Ombré Beaded Ink Pen
Mood Swing Activated | Red & Green Ombré Beaded Ink Pen
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.
This ain’t your boring office supply.
This pen starts off calm… then spirals.
Red to green like your last situationship—intense at the bottom, questionable at the top.
Hand-beaded with chaotic energy and zero emotional stability, this ombre pen is built for:
- aggressive note taking
- dramatic journaling
- signing things you might regret later
Each one is one-of-a-kind because we don’t do duplicates… just like your bad decisions.
Writes smooth. Looks unhinged.
Exactly how we like it.
Handmade. Functional. Slightly concerning.
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