Arrested Development | Purple Beaded Handcuff Pen

Some people learn from their mistakes. Some people buy a cute pen and document them. 😏

Meet Cuffed & Unbothered — a handmade purple beaded pen for anyone who’s sweet, sarcastic, slightly suspicious, and absolutely not answering questions without their lawyer present.

Bold purple beads mix with shimmering iridescent oil-slick beads for a look that changes depending on the light — much like your attitude depending on who just walked into the room. A dangling handcuff charm finishes it off with just the right amount of “I can explain…but I’d rather not.”

Perfect for writing grocery lists, journaling your villain era, taking notes you’ll immediately lose, or signing documents you definitely should’ve read first.

Each pen is handmade and one-of-a-kind, so when this particular little troublemaker is gone, it’s gone.

⚠️ FDSS Warning: Possession of this pen may result in excessive confidence, questionable decisions, and repeatedly saying, “Technically, that’s not illegal.”

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