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Spread Happens — Beaded Cheese Spreader Spatula

Spread Happens — Beaded Cheese Spreader Spatula

Regular price $14.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $14.95 USD
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Color: Blackout & Bad Decisions 1
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For cheese boards, dips, spreads, and snack-table drama, this beaded cheese spreader spatula is here to make your appetizer situation look way more put together than your life actually is.

 

Handmade with FDSS chaos, it’s functional, cute, and just fancy enough to make crackers feel important.

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