Skip to product information
1 of 2

Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

“Cheerleader Chaos Mechanical Pencil – Handmade Beaded School Supply”

“Cheerleader Chaos Mechanical Pencil – Handmade Beaded School Supply”

Regular price $5.95 USD
Regular price Sale price $5.95 USD
Sale Sold out
Shipping calculated at checkout.

New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉 

Quantity

Shipping (no mystery here)

Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

See our Shipping Policy page for the full details.

Because regular pencils are boring as hell.

 

This handmade cheerleading mechanical pencil was built for the girls running on caffeine, glitter, panic, and pure school spirit. Covered in colorful beads and packed with personality, this pencil is perfect for class notes, practice schedules, homework you forgot about until midnight, or aggressively doodling during a mental breakdown.

 

Cute? Yes. Functional? Somehow. Emotionally stable? Absolutely not.

 

Whether you’re a cheerleader, coach, student, or just someone who likes their office supplies with a little extra chaos, this one-of-a-kind mechanical pencil brings the perfect mix of sparkle and “I’m trying my best.”

 

✨ Handmade & one of a kind
✨ Refillable mechanical pencil
✨ Lightweight and easy to use
✨ Great gift for cheerleaders, students, teachers & stationery addicts
✨ Adds chaotic main-character energy to your desk

 

Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — turning everyday objects into tiny emotional support disasters.

View full details