Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Black “Scrub Life” Hand Mirror – Chaos Coordinator Edition (For Nurses Running on Caffeine & Regret)
Black “Scrub Life” Hand Mirror – Chaos Coordinator Edition (For Nurses Running on Caffeine & Regret)
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Welcome to the Scrub Life, where sleep is optional, coffee is mandatory, and your sanity is… questionable at best.
This black hand mirror isn’t just here to show your reflection—it’s here to witness your descent into:
- 12-hour shifts
- “I’ll eat later” lies
- and emotional damage disguised as professionalism
Perfect for:
- Nurses
- Nursing students
- Medical staff barely holding it together
- Anyone who’s ever said “it’s fine” when it absolutely was not
💉 Use it to:
- Fix your face before walking into another disaster
- Check if your soul is still in your body
- Confirm that yes… you still look good despite everything
Because nothing says “I’ve got this” like staring into a mirror while internally screaming.
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