Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
Cotton Candy Chaos | Pink & Teal Beaded Ink Pen
Cotton Candy Chaos | Pink & Teal Beaded Ink Pen
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Sweet colors. Questionable decisions. Excellent handwriting.
Cotton Candy Chaos mixes pink with swirled pink, white, and teal beads for a bright little pen that looks innocent enough… but we know better.
Perfect for jotting down grocery lists, work notes, brilliant ideas, mildly aggressive reminders, or whatever random thought your brain decided absolutely could not wait.
Because boring pens are for people who have their shit together—and where’s the fun in that?
✨ Pink ink pen
✨ Pink, white & teal swirled bead design
✨ Comfortable beaded grip
✨ Handmade with FDSS personality
✨ Great for desks, journals, planners & gifts
Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show — finding the humor in life’s chaos.
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