Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show
π Ball Is Life, Homework Is Optional | Basketball Beaded Mechanical Pencil
π Ball Is Life, Homework Is Optional | Basketball Beaded Mechanical Pencil
New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. π
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Shipping (no mystery here)
Shipping (no mystery here)
Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat
We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.
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Some people bring a pencil to class.
This one showed up like itβs starting in the championship game.
Decked out in bright yellow with basketball beads and green and white velvet accents, this refillable mechanical pencil has absolutely no intention of sitting quietly in the pencil cup. It has plays to run, notes to take, and probably an imaginary buzzer-beater happening somewhere in the margins.
π Its personality?
Competitive. Slightly dramatic. Convinced every trash can is a basketball hoop.
Perfect for basketball players, coaches, sports moms, teachers, students, or that one person who yells βKOBE!β before throwing literally anything across the room.
βοΈ Refillable mechanical pencil
π Basketball-themed silicone beads
π Green & white velvet bead accents
π Bright, sporty beaded design
π Fun gift for basketball lovers
FDSS Warning: May cause unnecessary trick shots, aggressive note-taking, and an uncontrollable urge to shoot crumpled paper into the nearest trash can.
Handmade with personality by Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show, because even your pencil deserves a little chaos.
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