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Functional Dysfunctional Shit Show

#1 Emotionally Expensive Hair Comb Set (2pc)

#1 Emotionally Expensive Hair Comb Set (2pc)

$21.95 USD
$21.95 USD
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New to the Shit Show? Get 10% off your first order of $25+. 🎉 

Shipping (no mystery here)

Under $25: $4.95 flat
$25 to $74.99: $7.95 flat
$75 and up: FREE shipping
Alaska, Hawaii and Puerto Rico: $13.99 flat

We pack your order and hand it to USPS within 3 business days.
Custom pieces take up to 3 weeks to create, then ship right out.

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Swirls of purple, teal, and “don’t ask me what’s wrong.”

This set is dramatic, unpredictable, and a little too pretty to trust.

Basically… it’s you on a Tuesday.

Each set is one-of-a-kind—what you see is exactly what you get.

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